I will write a series of high quality and original jokes that you can use in any given speech, toast, commenencement or any other type of gathering. If you want political, topical, or blue I will give you that and more. One example: "I would like to see my girlfriend but cannot decide whether to follow her in my car or hide in the bushes." I will provide the jokes within a three day window. I am open to revisions and strive to please.